Real headlines from real news site with not-so-real subheads
From Fox News:
Woman Has Surgery on Giant 110-Pound Legs
Hillary expects full recovery
From Fox News:
Scientist: Pregnancy at 100 Possible in 30 Years
Still finds 70-year-old girlfriend 'hot'
From CNN:
Jimi Hendrix featured in 'Guitar Hero'
Game spinoff, 'Died-In-Own-Vomit Hero' expected in stores by Christmas
From CNN:
SciTechBlog: A "Green Pope"
Bishop of Mars leading candidate to replace pontiff
From ABC News:
Do Dems Have a Better Sense of Humor?
Obama candidacy revealed to be elaborate joke
From AJC:
Soccer players subdue nude man on plane
Team sprang into action once balls were in play
From LA Times:
Verne Troyer drops lawsuit over sex tape
So much fuss over such a little thing
From NY Times:
Obama Fund-Raiser Excludes a Senator-Turned-Lobbyist
Terrorists still welcome, supporters assured
From Reuters:
Ed McMahon sues hospital over injury
Summons notifies administrator, 'You may already be a plaintiff'
From Reuters:
Man claims Subway baked knife into sandwich
New 'Jailbreak Sub' flops
I thought Headline News had gone by the wayside, in lieu of all the Catfish postings. Glad to see them back. I love the Verne Troyer one...you crack me up!
ReplyDeleteMan, how long has it been since we saw one of these? The last one I could find was April 2007. That cannot be right.
ReplyDeleteGo Catfish!