Monday, July 28, 2008

Headline News

Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads

From ABC News:

Lawmakers Talk Bush Impeachment

Promise to have him out of office by January 21, 2009

From AJC:

Bodies of missing R.I. couple found in septic tank

Stewie Griffin arrested

From BBC:

Dead UK army dog handler is named

Looking forward to handling dead UK army dogs

From CBS:

Drop Smoking Without Picking Up Weight

Benefits of lung cancer touted

From CBS:

Fla. Woman Attacked By Fox, Then Shot In The Leg

Bill O'Reilly arrested

From Fox News:

Dwarf Tells Court Burglary Is Only Career for Man His Size

Life difficult since mine closed, Snow White moved away

From New York Times:

Mother Exhales After Son's Release in Colombia

Held breath until she turned blue

From NPR:

Sex Without Condoms Is The New Engagement Ring

How to show to friends, relatives, co-workers still being debated

From Reuters:

Dominatrix "sorry" for racing chief orgy row

Has been a bad girl and needs to be punished

From Reuters:

Underwear chicken dare puts man in hospital

Loses cockfight


  1. I kinda wish that NPR had given me a heads up on that "new engagement ring" idea. That would have saved me some money.

  2. That last're bad. 8)


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