Thursday, July 31, 2008

Headline News

Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads

From BBC:

Fresh US sanctions for Zimbabwe

Old sanctions were stale, moldy

From New York Times:

Britain: Pair Sentenced in Faked Death

Sentenced to fake hanging

From AJC:

Minn. officers shoot bear with jar stuck on head

Winnie the Pooh killed

From BBC News:

Why Obama needs some jokes of his own

Michelle, Rev. Wright jokes are old

From BBC News:

Big reward after honeymoon murder

Ed Norton, Trixie sought

From CBS News:

Pest Exterminator Lost In Outback Survives On Bugs

Ran out of Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

From CBS News:

NASA Uses Remote Sand Dunes As Stand-in For Moon

Same as faked landings in 1969

From CBS News:

Cheech And Chong High On Reunion Plans

Cheech, Chong show up; Dave still not here

From Los Angeles Times:

Ancient T. rex tissue, or just old slime?

Debate over Sen. Robert Byrd continues

From Los Angeles Times:

Famine warning signs seen in North Korea

Leaders shocked to discover residents unable to eat enriched uranium, missile parts

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