Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Headline News

Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads

From CBS News:

$550K "Wardrobe Malfunction" Fine Tossed

FCC now officially biggest boobs in Super Bowl half-time show

From CBS News:

Men Sentenced For Setting Friend's Crotch Ablaze

Barred for life from singing "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"

From CNN:

Missing soldier found; husband charged

Obama calls for U.S. troops to pull out of Texas

From Fox News:

Doctors Say Baby Has Liver of 35-Year-Old Alcoholic

Alcoholic wants liver back

From Boston Globe:

9 alleged adulterers to be stoned to death

Clinton cancels trip to Iran

From Philadelphia Inquirer:

Ex-con sues AmEx, says it aided search for him

New slogan: Don't leave prison without it

From Philadelphia Inquirer:

Man flees police in underwear after traffic stop

Arrested after brief chase

From San Francisco Chronicle:

Man Awaiting Trial Tries To Slice Off Genitals

Tries to show prosecutor he's nuts

From AJC:

Wendy Williams, Omarosa battle on air

Dog fighting still illegal, bitch fights attract audience

From CNN:

Pay to have fish nibble the skin off your feet

Piranha 'R' Us opens first store

1 comment:

  1. I am delighted to see the return of Headline News. No one does it like you...

    boobs, brief chase, nuts...


    Oh! One of the reCAPTCHA words is a hoot!


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