Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Headline News 2007-01-23

From ABC News:
Al Qaeda No. 2 Mocks Bush
Now tied with Hillary Clinton as Democratic frontrunner

From ABC News:
Forest Whitaker on Portraying a Brutal Dictator
To star in Oliver Stone's "W"

From ABC News:
Primordial Dwarves: The World's Smallest People
Biggest complaint: "They're always after me Lucky Charms"

From ABC News:
Tiny London Apartment on Sale for $335K
Second biggest complaint: "They're always after our money"

From ABC News:
Israel President Faces Sex Crime Charges
Wife plans run for Knesset

From ABC News:
Agents Find Cocaine in Broccoli Load
How George W. hid habit from dad

From ABC News:
Station in Drinking Death May Get License Pulled
Influence of Mothers Against Drinking Water felt

From ABC News:
Ted Haggard Says Evangelicals Have the 'Best Sex Life'
Cites Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart as proof

From ABC News:
Dinosaur May Have Resembled the Biplane
Evolved to become a Jetasaurus

From ABC News:
Heather Mills Denies Settlement Report
Doesn't want an arm and a leg from Paul McCartney

2 comments:

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    basil's blog: Headline News Cox and Forkum: State of the Onion Grouchy Old Cripple: Military Atrocities 3 IMAO: President Bush announces plan at State of the Union . . Right Jokester: Headache Scheiss Weekly: Spelling is Important Semi-Open Trackback...

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  2. [...] Basil continues to poke fun at the headlines. I’ll give you the punchline: “Now tied with Hillary Clinton as Democratic frontrunner.” [...]

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