Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From CBS News:
$550K "Wardrobe Malfunction" Fine Tossed
FCC now officially biggest boobs in Super Bowl half-time show
From CBS News:
Men Sentenced For Setting Friend's Crotch Ablaze
Barred for life from singing "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
From CNN:
Missing soldier found; husband charged
Obama calls for U.S. troops to pull out of Texas
From Fox News:
Doctors Say Baby Has Liver of 35-Year-Old Alcoholic
Alcoholic wants liver back
From Boston Globe:
9 alleged adulterers to be stoned to death
Clinton cancels trip to Iran
From Philadelphia Inquirer:
Ex-con sues AmEx, says it aided search for him
New slogan: Don't leave prison without it
From Philadelphia Inquirer:
Man flees police in underwear after traffic stop
Arrested after brief chase
From San Francisco Chronicle:
Man Awaiting Trial Tries To Slice Off Genitals
Tries to show prosecutor he's nuts
From AJC:
Wendy Williams, Omarosa battle on air
Dog fighting still illegal, bitch fights attract audience
From CNN:
Pay to have fish nibble the skin off your feet
Piranha 'R' Us opens first store
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