Nancy's got a secret

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA-8) says she wants the health care bill passed so we can see what's in it.


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Tip: Don Surber

Yes, she actually said:

But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it

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Why can't she tell us? Because she doesn't know? Because she hasn't read it?

Well, there's something in it. At around 2,074 pages -- remember, they're going to vote on the Senate bill -- there has to be lots of stuff.

But what is in the bill that Pelosi is so excited about?

• Funding to provide all families with a cat spa
• The Compleat Works of William Shakespeare
• The Third Secret of Fátima
• An icebox fruitcake recipe
• The script to the Lost series finale
• Obama's birth certificate
• The completed final draft of Midnight Sun
• The Klingon Bible

What else might be in there?