Thoughts for 2009-07-10

Things on my mind recently...

• "Soylent Green is made from soylent!" #1stdraftmovielines #


• "Mrs. Robinson, you're really horny, aren't you?" #1stdraftmovielines #


• "If you build it, he will wonder what the hell you were thinking" #1stdraftmovielines #


• "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some potato chips and a Diet Coke." #1stdraftmovielines #


• "Today, I consider myself the unluckiest man on the face of the earth." #1stdraftmovielines #


• "I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet showers that last three days." #1stdraftmovielines #


• "You'll shoot your foot off" #1stdraftmovielines #


• "The dingo took my wallet" #1stdraftmovielines #


• "Sarah barracuda nikto!" #1stdraftmovielines #


• "Hoke, you're my best driver." #1stdraftmovielines #


• "Gobble, gobble, we accept her, part of out group, part of our group." #1stdraftmovielines #


• "Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I am very displeased with that." #1stdraftmovielines #


• "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my toys" #1stdraftmovielines #


• "Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be videotaping it." #1stdraftmovielines #


• "You're a better kisser than I am, Gunga Din." #1stdraftmovielines #


• "You confuse me." #1stdraftmovielines #


• "He's Spartacus!" #1stdraftmovielines #


• "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass." #1stdraftmovielines #


• "To infinity and ... well, that just about covers it" #1stdraftmovielines #


• "Lions and tigers and bears, oh will any of them reach the playoffs this year?" #1stdraftmovielines #


• "Of all the American-owned, Nazi-occupied African night clubs frequented by resistance cells, she walks into mine." #1stdraftmovielines #


• "Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the dead guy." #1stdraftmovielines #


• "Listen to them, children of the night; what music they have on their iPods." #1stdraftmovielines #


• ""I feel the need—the need for wind in my hair and 80s music playing in the background." #1stdraftmovielines #


• Ackk! Overslept! Running way late! #


• Driver seems to never have backed up with a trailer before. And on a day I'm running late. http://sml.vg/QUpgPC #


• Stupid people should not work on Fridays. They ruin it for the rest of us. #


• Just got a call fom insurance company of guy that backed into me in April. They've reconsidered and are NOT denying the claim. #


• Somebody threw away a perfectly good meth lab http://tr.im/rOW7 #


• It was Cow Appreciation Day ... and I missed it http://tr.im/rOYN #


• Newsweek: Obama a better Catholic than the Pope http://tr.im/rP1s What's next? Obama more Christian than Christ? #TCOT #


• 10 dumb iPhone apps http://tr.im/rP47 #


• I just took "Which US President are you?" and got: Abraham Lincoln! Try it ➔ http://bit.ly/PMCIM #

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