Monday, July 27, 2009

Thoughts for 2009-07-27

Things on my mind recently...

  • Could Rick Sanchez look at himself in the mirror if he worked for Al Jazeera? #

  • Rick Sanchez is Hispanic? What part of Hispain is he from? #

  • Don't know if that woman I just saw walking downtown needs a shampoo or an oil change, but she needs to do somethong with that hair. #

  • You ever have one of those days where it seems like the people working ahead of you regularly use the phrase "Hey Moe, lookit this!" #

  • I say again: If a Harvard education means taught by Gates, a Harvard education isn't worth a bucket of warm spit. #tcot #

  • I Twitter, therefore I am. #

  • I wonder if Dick and Lynne Cheney would move to the 14th District of Texas and one of them oust the incumbent in 2010? #

  • No nudes on wine bottles in Alabama #

  • If you see someone breaking into your neighbor's house, report the color of hat, shirt, pants, shoes, vehicle, but not skin, you racist! #

  • It's warmer now than it was 12 hours ago. I blame Climate Change ® #

  • If the Gates arrest was about race, why didn't the police detain and arrest Gates' driver? #tcot #

  • Oh. Right. Never mind. #

  • At least Michael Vick didn't bet on his own team to win games. That would have totally unacceptable. #

  • Would a tax on Botox be considered a Value-Added Tax? #

  • Top party schools? Penn State, Florida, Ole Miss, UGA, Ohio U-Athens Yay! My daughter helped UGA make top five #

  • Top hippie school? Bard College An entire school that needs a haircut and an ass-kicking #

  • Russian Navy Reveals Its Secret UFO Encounter They put the "Red" in redneck #

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1 comment:

  1. Maybe the next time someone breaks into Gates' house, the police can forget to drop by and investigate.


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