Thoughts for 2009-07-11

Things on my mind recently...

• Drunk, diarrhetic badger disrupts Berlin traffic http://tr.im/rShp Bruno returns home #


• UK police probe Gitmo torture claims http://tr.im/rSjG No word on UK police involvement in Jackson death investigation #


• Cab Driver Beheads Self in Bizarre Suicide http://tr.im/rSmi Finally! Proof that crazy people are crazy #


• Buckingham Palace Sets Up Twitter http://tr.im/rSqC The Twitter has officially become uncool #


• Polish Woman Sues Egyptian Hotel Claiming 13-Year-Old Daughter Got Pregnant From Swimming Pool http://tr.im/rSr0 WTF?! #


• Astronaut Couple in Controversial Love Triangle Engaged http://tr.im/rStw Astrosluts are finally tying the knot #


• Study: Ugly men more fertile, produce more sperm during sex http://tr.im/rSu5 I suspect there's a seed of truth to that study #


• Study: Ugly men more fertile, produce more sperm during sex http://tr.im/rSu5 Actually, my first thought was "come again?" #


• Giants' Sanchez tosses no-hitter http://tr.im/rSGE Saw him pitch in the minors in 2005. He had potential. Obviously. #


• I just took "What stereotype do you fit?" and got: Prep! Try it ➔ http://bit.ly/V5W5i #


• I just took "What kind of Republican are you?" and got: Fiscal Conservative! Try it ➔ http://bit.ly/jWi5P #


• Wife has ordered and read dozens of supernatural romance books. I don't understand. And, no, I don't want you to explain it to me. #


• With THOUSANDS of supernatural romance books on Amazon, there is a market there. Let me try: "It was a dark and stormy night..." #

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