Thoughts for 2009-07-24

Things on my mind recently...

• In Obama's defense, if I was friends with terrorists like Bill Ayers, I'd say the police acted stupidly, too. #tcot #


• I would have figured that Gmail spam filters would have stopped an email from OnlineBootyCall.com -- but I would be wrong. #


• Art Show Encourages People to Deface the Bible. http://tinyurl.com/lc2gqo #tcot #


• If I order regular Coke and add Splenda, that's the same thing as a Diet Coke, right? #


• Somebody put some ham on my mayonaise sandwich. #


• Don't expect Obama to man up and apologize; thay would be out of character for someone who wears girly-pants and throws like a sissy. #


• We know Obama wears girly-pants to ball games. On hot summer days, does he sit on the porch wearing a muumuu? #


• Obama says he didn't mean to slight Cambridge police http://tinyurl.com/l9zdzm Obama amazed "stupidly" was seen as a slight #tcot #


• Obama says he didn't mean to slight Cambridge police http://tinyurl.com/l9zdzm Being a race-baiting moron, he couldn't help himself #tcot #


• Obama insults in public, "expresses regret" in private call http://tr.im/tTVb Gingrich calls it "classy", I call it chickensh*t #tcot #


• Spurrier publicly apologizes for Tebow slight http://tr.im/tU8D Obama privately expresses regret for police slight #tcot #


• Obama blames "media frenzy" http://tr.im/tUvl Actually, it is the media's fault; they campaigned for Obama #tcot #


• If Cambridge cops had shouted "Death to America" and beheaded Gates, then Obama would have apologized #tcot #


• Obama: "I could have calibrayed those words differently" Translation: "The TelePrompTer is getting a thesaurus upgrade" #tcot #


• Obama: "I could have calibrated those words differently" Translation: "The TelePrompTer is getting a thesaurus upgrade" #tcot #


• Note to whoever put the Y key next to the T key: whay were tou yhinking? #


• Car in front of me needs a bumper sticker upgrade. Current: Get off the phone and drive. New: Quit texting and drive. #


• Okay, this is the 4th time this light has turned red and we still haven't made it through. We're now 2nd in line. Crossing fingers. #


• White House bans Twitter http://bit.ly/3Ftu8 Twit hates Twitter #tcot #


• Black officer at Gates home during arrest supports arrest http://tr.im/tVAX I wonder if Barbara Boxer can quote different black cop? #

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