Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Thoughts for 2009-07-22

Things on my mind recently...

  • The good news about Democrats voting on bills they haven't read? It means conservatives can oppose them without reading them either! #

  • Obama "rescued the economy" In other words, "We had to destroy the economy to save it." #tcot #

  • Palin to feds: Alaska is sovereign state Maybe she resigned as governor to become President of Alaska? #tcot #

  • Conservative kiosk not allowed at mall I wonder if Spencers still sells Obama t-shirts there? #

  • The best things in life are free. The worst things in life are free government programs. #MyOpinion #

  • The only things we have to fear, are fear itself ... and spiders. #MyOpinion #

  • If Obama was really a socialist, he'd be trying to control banks, the car industry, and health care. #MyOpinion #

  • The best Superman movie was the one that wasn't made. #MyOpinion #

  • If God really wanted this country to survive the coming holocaust, He wouldn't have given us Obama #MyOpinion #

  • TiVo proves the existence of higher beings #MyOpinion #

  • Only an idiot would spend a vacation day sitting on his couch, Twittering #MyOpinion #

  • Since scientists say that the human race started in Africa, all Americans are African-Americans. #MyOpinion #

  • If somebody took all of Elton John and Bernie Taupin's money, they'd write good stuff again. #MyOpinion #

  • Only an idiot would spend a vacation day driving around, using a BlackBerry to Twitter at stoplights. #MyOpinion #

  • The three saddest words in the English language: No XM Signal. #MyOpinion #

  • Those new McDonald's Angus Burgers taste like McDonald's burgers. Hardee's still owns the market on tasty fast-food burgers. #

  • Chris Mathews is seeking a sex change so he can have Barack Obama's baby. #tcot #

  • Now, they want to put a warning label on my wiener #tcot #

  • Woman Found Dead at McDonald's Food Processing Plant Another reason I prefer Hardee's #

  • I hate it when the help desk at work calls me when I'm on vacation. Especially at 4:19 AM. Yes, AM. I've been stewing all day about that. #

  • From 43 weird things said in job interviews: "If I get an offer, how long do I have before I have to take the drug test?" #

  • Soylent McNuggets #

  • McDonald's does its part to assist with Obamacare #

  • Dodgers MiLB P Brian hear it said: "Girls drive me crazy. If being gay wasn't so gay, I'd definitely be gay." #

  • Cubs minor leaguer on trial for beaning a fan #

  • Taco Bell Chihuahua dies #

  • Obama bin Lyin': "This isn’t about me." vs "You're going to destroy my presidency" #tcot #

  • Feds say travel to Chicago, Denver, Portland, Washington, Milwaukee Guess who approved cities voted for? #tcot #

  • Anyone who thinks government running things is bad, doesn't appreciate the efficiency of the DMV, Post Office, or IRS #tcot #

  • Ft. Myers Beach fires town manager for marrying porn star Her Website (NSFW): #

  • Saad bin Laden, Osama's son, killed by Hellfire missile #tcot #

  • Q: What was the last thing to go through Saad bin Laden's mind? A: Nosecone of a Hellfire missile #tcot #

  • How are Democrats writing bills they haven't read? Do they have 1000 monkeys with typewriters working for them? #

  • When tonsils are outlawed, only outlaws will have tonsils #

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