Thoughts for 2009-07-22

Things on my mind recently...

• The good news about Democrats voting on bills they haven't read? It means conservatives can oppose them without reading them either! #


• Obama "rescued the economy" http://tr.im/txyg In other words, "We had to destroy the economy to save it." #tcot #


• Palin to feds: Alaska is sovereign state http://tr.im/txB3 Maybe she resigned as governor to become President of Alaska? #tcot #


• Conservative kiosk not allowed at mall http://tr.im/txCA I wonder if Spencers still sells Obama t-shirts there? #


• The best things in life are free. The worst things in life are free government programs. #MyOpinion #


• The only things we have to fear, are fear itself ... and spiders. #MyOpinion #


• If Obama was really a socialist, he'd be trying to control banks, the car industry, and health care. #MyOpinion #


• The best Superman movie was the one that wasn't made. #MyOpinion #


• If God really wanted this country to survive the coming holocaust, He wouldn't have given us Obama #MyOpinion #


• TiVo proves the existence of higher beings #MyOpinion #


• Only an idiot would spend a vacation day sitting on his couch, Twittering #MyOpinion #


• Since scientists say that the human race started in Africa, all Americans are African-Americans. #MyOpinion #


• If somebody took all of Elton John and Bernie Taupin's money, they'd write good stuff again. #MyOpinion #


• Only an idiot would spend a vacation day driving around, using a BlackBerry to Twitter at stoplights. #MyOpinion #


• The three saddest words in the English language: No XM Signal. #MyOpinion #


• Those new McDonald's Angus Burgers taste like McDonald's burgers. Hardee's still owns the market on tasty fast-food burgers. #


• Chris Mathews is seeking a sex change so he can have Barack Obama's baby. #tcot #


• Now, they want to put a warning label on my wiener http://tr.im/tzk2 #tcot #


• Woman Found Dead at McDonald's Food Processing Plant http://tr.im/tzt0 Another reason I prefer Hardee's #


• I hate it when the help desk at work calls me when I'm on vacation. Especially at 4:19 AM. Yes, AM. I've been stewing all day about that. #


• From 43 weird things said in job interviews: "If I get an offer, how long do I have before I have to take the drug test?" http://tr.im/tzFN #


• Soylent McNuggets http://tr.im/tzt0 #


• McDonald's does its part to assist with Obamacare http://tr.im/tzt0 #


• Dodgers MiLB P Brian hear it said: "Girls drive me crazy. If being gay wasn't so gay, I'd definitely be gay." http://tr.im/tzRJ #


• Cubs minor leaguer on trial for beaning a fan http://tr.im/tzYF #


• Taco Bell Chihuahua dies http://tr.im/tA3F #


• Obama bin Lyin': "This isn’t about me." http://tr.im/tAqU vs "You're going to destroy my presidency" http://tr.im/tArE #tcot #


• Feds say travel to Chicago, Denver, Portland, Washington, Milwaukee http://tr.im/tAFj Guess who approved cities voted for? #tcot #


• Anyone who thinks government running things is bad, doesn't appreciate the efficiency of the DMV, Post Office, or IRS #tcot #


• Ft. Myers Beach fires town manager for marrying porn star http://tr.im/tC6j Her Website (NSFW): http://tr.im/tC6E #


• Saad bin Laden, Osama's son, killed by Hellfire missile http://tr.im/tC9E #tcot #


• Q: What was the last thing to go through Saad bin Laden's mind? A: Nosecone of a Hellfire missile http://tr.im/tC9E #tcot #


• How are Democrats writing bills they haven't read? Do they have 1000 monkeys with typewriters working for them? #


• When tonsils are outlawed, only outlaws will have tonsils #

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