Slow News Day?

I don't know if it's a slow news day, or if the after-effects of medication are still making themselves known, but here's the news:

From AJC:
Millions disputed by Grady
Best friend contests Fred Sanford's will

From CNN:
Snoop Dogg sues over alleged extortion
Rapper: "They threatenin' to tell 'em my real name is Calvin Broadus and that ain't right. What? Aww, man!"

From Fox News:
Report: Arafat Invested in NYC Bowling Alley
Was inspired by "Bowling for Columbine"

From Washington Post:
New Rules Issued for National Forests
Do not feed bears with hats and ties, and absolutely no pic-a-nic baskets allowed

From Washington Post:
Several Factors Contributed to 'Lost' Voters in Ohio
Top reason: imagining they existed

From Washington Post:
Suspect Wanted A Baby Desperately, Acquaintances Say
Ya think?

From Washington Post:
Cloned Cat Sale Generates Ethics Debate
Scientists debate whether to take advantage of stupid cat owners

From Washington Post:
Boy After Boy After Boy?
Tonight's Lifetime movie: The Michael Jackson Story

From MSNBC:
Mexico town bans indoor nudity
Residents must go outdoors to get naked

From MSNBC:
One year after mad cow, questions linger
Top question: What the hell was all that fuss about?

From MSNBC:
Homeless remembered across America
"Nice gesture," homeless say, "but we could really use some food. And a place to stay."

From MSNBC:
Vacuum cleaner claim is settled
Both sides: "Deal sucks"

Good night, Chet. Good night, David. And good night for NBC News.