These are from AP headlines. I added some comments. They are not really funny but I added them so you could see where my mind was headed. Fix them first and post them on your blog.
Bush: Iraq Bombers 'Are Having an Effect'
However, "the cause" has yet to be determined
Iraq PM: Rebels Want to Cause Civil War
Rejected AM suggestion of Uncivil War
Bush Defends Rumsfeld As 'A Caring Fellow'
President takes part-time role in courtroom drama
Pregnant-Slay Probe Followed Cyber Trail
New generation of video game robotics allows virtual pregnancy
Freezing Temps Stretch South to Florida
Permanent employees found in South America with stolen fur coats
Ukrainian Rivals Face Off in TV Debate
Travolta/Cage nationalities confirmed in latest reality tv scandal
Companies Team Up for All-In-One HIV Pill
Orgy slated for holidays
Prosecutor Accuses Blake in Wife's Death
Prosecutor's wife says she was only drunk...not dead
Uncertain Investors Keep Stocks Mixed photo
If your stocks were mixed, wouldn't you be uncertain?
Owens Out for Regular Season, Maybe Longer
Corningware should still sell many bowls during Christmas season
New Menus Causing Calorie Sticker Shock
And, no, I didn't leave off the comment on the last one.