From AJC:
Group hopes to form city called Milton
Then set all the buildings on fire after they get their Swingline staplers
From CNN:
Spammers ordered to pay $1 billion
Expect to raise the money by forwarding e-mails to five friends, after which they will receive:
* Cash from Microsoft
* Free merchandise from Nike
* Free trip for two to Walt Disney World or $5,000 cash from Disney
* Free clothing from the GAP
* Free computers from IBM
* $25 gift certificates from Abercrombie & Fitch
* $25 gift certificates from Old Navy
* $50 gift certificates from J. Crew
* Free cases of M&Ms from Mars
* $25 gift certificates from Outback Steakhouse
* Free cars from Honda
* $50 gift certificates from Bath & Body Works
* Free CDs from Columbia House
* Free cases of soda from Coca-Cola
* Cash from AOL Time Warner
* Cash from EMI
* Free cell phones from Nokia
* Free cell phones from Ericsson
* $50 gift certificates from Victoria's Secret
* Cash from the Newell Co.
* Cash from RH Power Inc.
* $50 gift certificates from Cracker Barrel
* Free champagne from Veuve-Clicquot
* $50 gift certificates from Applebee's
* Cash from Bill Gates
From ChannelOklahoma.com:
Police Arrest Clerk, Say Shooting Not Self-Defense
Regardless, thief won't be trying that again
From CNN:
Powell: 'Doors will open'
Secretary of State amazed by automatic doors at K-Mart
From CNN:
French spy satellite launched into orbit
Rogue nations say, "It's not like they're going to do anything with the information they find"
From Fox News:
Massive Sinkhole Forces Evacuations
Sleestaks escape!
From al.com:
Award OK'd in beaver dam suit
Uncertain how beavers will pay
From The Washington Post:
Abnormal Fish Found Closer to Washington
Abe Vigoda's weird brother sighted
From The Washington Post:
Some Put Money Where Their Politics Are
Democrat backers have more money than sense
From The Washington Post:
Reid Vows to Stand Up to GOP
Daschle: "Let me know how that turns out"
From The Washington Post:
Airbus Hopes Big Plane Will Take Off, Beat Boeing
Passengers just hope big plane will take off, land
From The Washington Post:
On Tape, Bin Laden Tries New Approach
Asks "So, what are you wearing?"
From The New York Times:
The Fox Is in Microsoft's Henhouse (and Salivating)
Windows XP recalled due to fox spit
From The New York Times:
South Korea Lifts Imports of Rice
Just what Korea needs: more rice
From The New York Times:
Powell Quick to Praise Arab Forum
Has nice things to say about DailyKos
From The New York Times:
Taiwan Chief Drops a Post
Lands on foot, causes bruise
From The New York Times:
Militants' Bomb Misfires, Hitting School Bus; Pupil Dies
US, Israel blamed
From: The Ledger
Report: Texas Schools May Have Cheated
Looked on Oklahoma Schools' paper
From AJC:
Iran Shows Persian Gulf Historical Maps
Persian Gulf impressed
From AJC:
Cuba Wraps Up Military Defense Exercises
Place under tree for Christmas
From AJC:
At 75, Fox shines on in gilded glory
Samantha looks REALLY good for her age
From AJC:
Woman won't be prosecuted for shooting father
Grand Jury: "The guy was an ass and needed shooting"
From AJC:
Fiery object seen in Jakarta skies
Identified as "the sun"
From CNNmoney:
EU to rule on freezing Microsoft curbs
France expected to get job of spraying water on Redmond streets
From CNN:
Team to search for elusive Earhart plane
Team leader: "It's been 67 years. We figure she's lost or something."
From CNN:
The debate over travel warnings
One side favors, the other opposes
From The Washington Post:
First Winter Snow Falls on Washington Area
Same thing happened last year. And the year before. And...
From The Washington Post:
D.C. Landmark Disappears in a Cloud of Dust
"DC" Curry expected to do the same
From The New York Times:
Whoops! It's 1985 All Over Again
Reporter forgets to change calendar. Again.
From The New York Times:
Fannie's Fans Must Be in Denial
Boobie's fans more willing to admit obsession
From The New York Times:
Northwestern Bears Hit Hard by Humans
Bears get pissed, beat crap out of humans
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.
Casey would be proud. Big Sis (who's still only 5'4'')
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