Son of Headline News Returns Again

Frank J. over at IMAO has posted Holiday Headline Fun. They funny. Go read. Oh, and here are some of my offerings:

From AJC:
Waffle House, Tyrone try to work out sticky differences
Waitress apologizes for spilling syrup on former Notre Dame coach

From WFTV:
Teen Accused Of Shooting Santa With Pellet Gun
Weapon identified as an official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, Range Model air rifle with a compass on the stock and this thing which tells time.

From The Washington Post:
Raptor Tests Suspended After Crash
T-Rex tests to continue

From The Washington Post:
Ukraine Candidate Raises Language Issue
... or so we think. We counldn't understand a word he said

From The Washington Post:
Judge Rejects Guilty Plea In Spam Case
U.S. District Judge Alvin K. Hellerstein soon to be deluged with e-mails

From BBC:
UK charity pulls out of Darfur
A frustrated Darfur could not be reached for comment

From BBC:
Should you believe your ears?
I can't believe your ears, either

From BBC:
Four Galileo spacecraft ordered
Supersized, with fries and a Coke

From BBC:
Body in field 'not suspicious'
Police: 'Around here, it happens all the time. Nothing to get worked up over. Move along now.'

From The Times Online:
England find eighth wonder
Brits admit: "To be honest, we had wondered about it all this time. Then it suddenly hit us..."

From The Times Online:
Rowling whizzes out a new Potter
Question of where she gets ideas finally answered

From The Times Online:
China tells Tom and Jerry to hit each other in Mandarin
MGM still hasn't told Beijing that the characters do not speak

From The Times Online:
Mars shows its icy top
"Planets Gone Wild" video released

From The Times Online:
Battle on for Christmas No 1
Jesus holds slight edge over Santa, Frosty

From The Times Online:
Virgin territory, but someone has to visit
Wise men, shepherds expected on the 25th