Thursday, December 30, 2004

Son of Headline News Returns

From ABC News:
Restaurant for Anorexics Offers Food for Thought
Today's Special: Chicken Soup for the Soul

From ABC News:
Patients Upset Over End of Parkinson's Drug Trial
Hung Jury Leaves All Frustrated

From ABC News:
The Year of the Boob
Man of the Year: Michael Moore

From CNN:
It's Ken Jennings vs. old champs
George Forman wins with knockout in first minute

From CNN:
Family files lawsuit over AIDS drug death
Would rather have died of AIDS

From CNN International:
Grugger claims first World Cup win
After years of grugging, finally a win

From CNN International:
India issues tsunami alert
Better late than never

From Yahoo! News Asia:
FBI Probes Laser Beam Directed at Cockpit
Blofield at it again

From BBC:
Police stations 'need makeover'
Will receive on "Maury"

From BBC:
Virgin soars towards new frontier
Won't remain a virgin long

From ABC News:
Alcohol May Boost HIV Risk from Oral Sex
Drunk girls more likely to go down

From ABC News:
Canada Finds Suspected New Case of Mad Cow
Ontario MP Carolyn Parrish to be tested

From azcentral.com:
AARP poised to fight Bush on Social Security
Bush unafraid: "They're old. I can take them."

From NPR:
Bush Ups Aid Commitment to Tsunami Victims
Tells U.N. "Up Yours"

From Sign On San Diego:
Maelstrom in the middle
"Malcom" sequel to debut in March

From CNN:
'Santa's Helpers' busted in drug arrests
Simpsons' dog faces multiple charges

From CNN:
Twister spins over Southern California
One-third of state places right hand on green

From CNN:
Alleged Elvis water brings $455 eBay bid
Water spews when all shook up

From Boston.com:
As US Airways struggles, industry ponders 'what if'
More fun than 'what is'

From TheBostonChannel:
Senate Committee Recommends Big Dig Oversight
First porn star to make it through confirmation hearings

From CNN:
Indians return after tsunami alert
Cleveland to open spring training early

From The Washington Post:
Spam Lowers Its Appeal
Now has negative appeal

From NewsNet5:
Official: Teacher Not At Fault For Student's Beating
Student needed his ass whipped

3 comments:

  1. i've learned to wait till after i read your headline posts to open a beer....saves the trouble of wiping down my monitor :)

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  2. and stop being mean to your big sister!

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  3. She's tough. She can take it. But, I'm certain she appreciates the concern.

    Of course, you know, she will get me back seven-fold.

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