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Award ceremony cancelled when award stolen
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Inmates to Get Holiday Cheer From Radio
Gimme an I, gimme an N, gimme an M ...
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Metro counties on 'dirty danger' list
'Dirty dancing' list was full
From AJC:
Jackets take time to work on skills individually
Still not quite grasping meaning of 'teamwork'
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Consumer Prices Calm Down in November
Wants to get on Santa's "good" list
From AJC:
Safety tips keep holiday cheer burning bright
Try using fire
From CNN:
Two screeners reassigned over fake bomb incident
Roman Catholic bishop named new director of Homeland Security
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Storm, not sub, sank 'spy' trawler
CBS Morning Show host sought for questioning
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Fannie execs could get pink slips
Will go well with matching bra, panties
From KSBW:
Grocery Workers' Union Prepares For Possible Strike
If followed by spare on last frame, will take trophy
From WESH:
Thousands Of Orange Trees Condemned
Florida jury goes on rampage
From Local6.com:
Sting Nabs Nearly 100 High-Profile Crooks
Gordon Sumner finds part-time work
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Amex sees $120M charge; axes 2,000
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Refresh your computer
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From CNN:
Kansas death penalty ruled unconstitutional
Roasting in Hell, Perry Smith, Dick Hickock appreciate the irony
From CNN:
Studies: Lost sleep equals gained weight
Researchers suprised how many calories are burned by snoring
From CNN:
Review: 'Aviator' a breathtaking epic
Young girls, homosexuals excited about Leo's new film
From CNN:
Review: 'Lemony Snicket' episodic, uneven
Reviewer sees first Jim Carrey film
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Dogsledding a winter wilderness adventure
Maine's updated version of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" failing to catch on
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Europe air capacity outstrips demand
Wins competition to join Las Vegas show
From al.com:
Bama gets back in pads
Tampons didn't work out
From Washington Post:
Fetus Survives Killing of Mother
441-month old fetus arrested, charged
And that's the way it is. Courage.
once again, too f*****g funny!
ReplyDeleteThat's appreciated. You don't know how much.
ReplyDeleteSee...somebody besides me thinks you are really funny. I TOLD you that you should send these in to a paper and start a column! You are indeed funnier than Dave Barry. Love, Big Sis (who's still 5'4")
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