Dieting

I been to the grocery store lately 'cause the old lady is working long hours over to the club. And I've seen lots of stuff that just don't make sense.

First of all, everything's coming in 100 calory calorie sizes.

I noticed over on the cookie ile isle aisle I saw Chips Ahoy packs of 100 calories. I picked it up and looked at it. Turns out they ain't really Chips Ahoy. They is something called "thin crisps." Which looks to me like they are to real Chips Ahoy what Pringles are to real potato chips. You know, sorta, but not quite.

They also got like Oreo cookies the same way. Those thin crips things. Not real Oreos.

I kept shpping and found 100 calorie bags of chips. Again, they weren't the real things, but they was chips of some kind.

And over on the coke ailse, i found new cans of co-cola that said "100 carlores calories" on the can. Now, it was real cocacola. Not that coke zero crap or that C2 stuff. But real Cokacola classic.

Now, why is all thsat that 100 calorie stuff out there? Why are there so many?

People's on diets.

Every son of a gun I know is on a diet.

The old lady is doing that Atkins thing. My girlfreind at work is doing South Beach. This girl I used to know is doing "Curves." And this other girl I know does Weight Watchers. And she used to do Nutrasystems. And one or the other has Richard Simmons tapes lying around somewhere.

Dieting.

Heck, to me a balanced diet is having a beer in each hand.

I probably ought to go on a diet, but I don't know that I will.

My brother that next door is a good size boy and ought to be on a diet for sure. He's so big, when we was little, he could only play "Seek."

He's a big boy, that's for sure. But he says he's not fat, just big boned. He's got a huge bone in his ass, that's for sure.

I tried dieting one time. I did the Slim Fast thing. Didn't work. I drank two or three of them with every meal ... and actually gained weight!

Them diet's is a rip-off, that's for sure.

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