Monday, February 6, 2006

Headline News 2006-02-06

From ABC News:
The French Are Getting Taller and Fatter
Still as smelly as they ever were

From ABC News:
Chappelle Says Stress Caused Him to Leave
Bush blamed

From ABC News:
Iran Ends Voluntary Cooperation With IAEA
Voluntary ass-kicking to commence

From ABC News:
Notorious Bad Driver Gets Year in Prison
Kurt Busch to miss 2007 season

From ABC News:
Attack Stirs Calls for Broadening Hate Crimes Law
Love crimes penalties deemed sufficient

From Aftenposten:
Moose Surfed on Chunk of Ice
Bullwinkle leads Wattsamattu U. surf team to victory

From ABC News:
Italy's Frozen Mummy May Have Been Sterile
Being dead, it hardly seems an issue now

From ABC News:
Report Suggests Cancer in Tasmanian Devils
Wile E. Coyote, Foghorn Leghorn to get checkups

From ABC News:
Robert Blake Files for Bankruptcy
Woman he killed left him nothng in will

From WEWS:
Coach pleads guilty to sex with cheerleader
Authorities suspicions raised by cheer: "Give me a 'P,' give me an 'E,' give me an "N-I-S"

1 comment:

  1. Monday...

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