Thursday, February 9, 2006

Headline News 2006-02-09

From ABC News:
Clinton Fires Back After Being Labeled 'Angry' and 'Left-Wing'
Angry left-wing Senator vows not to take it anymore

From ABC News:
Kitten Goes Undercover in Vet Scam Probe
Doc arrested for attempting to sell pussy

From ABC News:
Teen Using Restroom Falls Out Bus Window
Student pissed

From CNN:
Investigators looking at race, religion in church fires
NAACP drops calls for investigation when it learned White churches are being burned

From CNN:
Too big to hang, killer dies in prison
Satan ready: "He's not too big to burn in Hell for what he did"

From CNN:
Egypt: Not told for hours that ferry sank
Hundreds of feet of water covering boat gave first clue

From CNN:
Bush urges end to cartoon violence
Road Runner, Wile E. Coyote agree to negotiations

From WCVB:
Alleged pants-dropper arrested again
Ted Kennedy makes bail

From WFTV:
Cats removed, monkeys left at filthy house
Laurence Simon, Frank J. settle dispute

From WRTV:
Probe leads to 'Hoosier Hotties' bust
Legs also probed


  1. Thursday...

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  2. I don't usually take the time to tell you your headlines are funny, but some of these are so funny, I simply had to let you know I am laughing!

  3. Thanks. Hope your ribs are okay.


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