ME: Find something interesting?
HE: You stopped reading and were just ... looking. Read something interesting?
SHE: Oh, you! It's a cat fight.
HE: So, there's no vampires? Just were-cats.
SHE: This is Christine Feehan. Carpathian series. They're shape-shifters.
SHE: If it was Captain Kirk and a shape-shifter running around outer space ...
HE: Like Odo?
SHE: ... you'd be all over this. You'd be excited about it, and you'd be all mad if someone made fun of you reading it.
HE: Um ... Captain Kirk never met Odo.
And that's why I'm having to sleep on the couch tonight.