Our top story tonight: somebody drew a picture of a pecker at school. No, really, that was the top story on the 6 o'clock news on one local channel.
Lee County (AL) man says sex with 90-year-old woman was consensual. Jury thought otherwise.
Jesse James checks into treatment facility. I didn't know they had Douchebag Rehab.
Report: NASA Scientists to Test Toyota Electronics. They want to know why Toyotas don't blow up or have huge cost overruns.
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