This weekend, we went to the Walmart at Hooterville (that area near Hooters in Columbus). Wife's flipped of somebody in the parking lot before we made it to the store. Probably something stupid I did while driving.
She hit the beer aisle three times. But only got water. Why it took her three times, though, I don't know.
Saw something odd. Mother-in-law had a tall step ladder set up in the middle of her yard. If she was gonna try to paint the clouds, she'll need a long brush.
Driving in to work yesterday, I passed Moses walking beside the road. Maybe not Moses; he looked like he'd been wandering over 40 years.
Today's shopping tip: stop chewing gum before you enter the pet store. Unless, of course, you like petstore-flavored gum. Just trust me on this.
That stupid son-of-a-bitch has bowed again. If you voted for this ass-clown, then you're an idiot. I told you not to vote for him. But did you listen? Noooooo! What did you learn? Listen to me, that's what.
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