Headline News 2006-02-13

From ABC News:
'Bosom Buddies' Sought in Church Fires
Tom Hanks located, Peter Scalari not seen since "Newhart" cancelled in 1990

From ABC News:
Small-Town Police Chief, Wife in Drug, Sex Scandal
Helen arrested, Andy removed from office, Barney takes charge

From ABC News:
Teen Girls Tell Their Stories of Sex Trafficking and Exploitation in U.S.
Now to be exploited by publishers, movie producers

From ABC News:
Ken Tries to Woo Barbie Back
Gives up 40 years of gay lifestyle for woman he loves

From ABC News:
Stump Sam Donaldson and Win a Free Hat
Reporter offers to autograph tin-foil chapeau

From ABC News:
Al-Zawahri Delivers Videotaped Tirade Against Bush
To air on "Planet's Funniest Animals"

From ABC News:
Kenyan ministers quit over corruption scams
Bush blamed

From ABC News:
McDonald's: Fries Have Potential Allergens
Eating several Super-Size orders may cause swelling in midsection, buttocks

From ABC News:
Home Depot mum on talk of interest in China chain
Molly Blank* seeks to expand son's fortunes

From ABC News:
Treasure Hunters Find Booty on Dutch Isle
Pirates like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring...