Friday, February 17, 2006

Headline News 2006-02-17

From ABC News:
Learn Safety Lessons from NASCAR Crashes
Lesson #1: Stop driving in circles at 200 MPH

From ABC News:
Cheney's Rough Week Winding Down
Plans relaxing weekend lawyer hunting in Wyoming

From ABC News:
Homeless Man Turns Out to Be Missing Lawyer
Dick Cheney's first victim found

From ABC News:
Cheney: 'I Shot My Friend'
Plans career as reggae singer* after leaving office

From ABC News:
US military confirms German plane crash in Iraq
Cheney bird-hunting trip to Baghdad goes awry

From ABC News:
U.S. Women's Hockey Team in a Dogfight
American bitches expected to win dogfight

From ABC News:
Kiss Sends Man to Prison - for Life
Gene Simmons: one tough jury foreman

From ABC News:
Can 'Baby Killer' Neil Enwistle Get a Fair Trial?
Lawyer advices dropping the 'Baby Killer' nickname

From ABC News:
Cleric: $1 Million to Kill Cartoonist
Bounty is nearly triple what Bush put on Garry Treadeau

From ABC News:
Pakistani riots about more than cartoons
Being crazy and uncivilized bump cartoons to third on list of reasons

4 comments:

  1. Learn Safety Lessons from NASCAR Crashes
    Lesson #1: Stop driving in circles at 200 MPH

    LOL! These are your best ever.

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  2. Thanks Basil, love it! And thanks for all you do.

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  3. I dunno about changing the nickname. Before he was "Baby Killer" Entwhistle he spent several years as "Porn Spammer" Entwhistle, and for that crime even Massachussetts would support the death penalty.

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  4. Friday...

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