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Orlando Teacher Taught Bomb Making In Class
ReplyDeleteFrom CNN: Teacher Accused Of Instructing Students On Bomb-Making ORLANDO, Florida (AP) -- A high school chemistry teacher was arrested after students claimed he taught his class how to make a bomb, authorities said. David Pieski, 42, used an
HA! you seem to be in a porn star mode lately.....but funny as always!
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