From ABC News:
Male Genital Snow Sculpture Shocks Drivers
In the kid's defense, he did ask if he could make snow balls
From ABC News:
Student Runs Over Driver's Ed Teacher
But with grading on the curve, student still passed
From ABC News:
Valentine's Becomes a Day for Activists
After opposing the Prince of Peace, libs take on the day of love
From ABC News:
Mass. AG in Favor of Same-Sex Marriage
There's this guy that Reilly has had his eye on...
From ABC News:
Pope Acknowledges Role of Secularism in France
Recent illness hasn't harmed his firm grasp of obvious
From ABC News:
Senators Introduce Ocean Trash Bill
New super hero will replace Aquaman
From ABC News:
Otter Euthanized After Questionable Rescue
Delta House remembers him foldly
From ABC News:
Acting Life Over at 45 in Hollywood, Says Deneuve
Clint Eastwood surprised by the news
From AJC:
Jennifer Lopez debuts Sweeface clothing line
Skanks with big butts now have their own line of clothes
From CNN:
Finding life in ancient Mayan ruins
No luck so far, just a bunch of skeletons
From CNN:
Hope Diamond cut from French crown jewel
Seeks new role on "One Life To Live"
From BBC:
Malawi president forms new party
Suggest U.S. Democrats do the same
From BBC:
Microsoft releases patches
Kitten had been held hostage for three weeks
From New York Times:
Fewer Gays Discharged Since 9/11
Increased usage of condoms credited
From New York Times:
Don't Call Him Mr. Britney Spears
Federline wants to remain unknown, preparing for life after Britney dumps him
From Los Angeles Times:
Bush Draws a Line on Medicare
Runs, hides, tries to blame Cheney for vandalism
From Washington Post:
Down Under, Doubts About Bush
Timming seems to help, though
From Boston Globe:
Bush cuts hit Democratic states, analysis finds
So, what did we learn?
From CNN:
CNN executive resigns after controversial remarks
I don't have a joke. I just wanted to see CNN announce it again.
Off topic, but I'd like you to know. If my blog turns into a catblog, I expect you to either shoot me in my sleep or in an Italian restaurant like in The Godfather. My lawyer says that the killing of a catblogger is technically self defense, so it'll be ok.
ReplyDeletedude, this ranks in the top three (or maybe four,hard to tell, since they're always funny) headline posts to date.
ReplyDeleteglad i remembered to put down the beverage before opening your site!
The headlines are so funny. Maybe basil's off the drugs. That cold/flu has lasted way too long.
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ReplyDeleteThe more people I meet, the more i like my dog. But with a face like the one below who wouldn't.
Update: I recently learned it's a good thing I posted pictures of my puppy instead of my wife's cats. Chase from Peace for Our Time pointed out on bas...
Even better than the last ones I read! You doin' good bro. Ocean Trash Bill...replaces Aquaman--heh heh heh!!
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