Thursday, February 17, 2005

Headline News 2005-02-17

From ABC News:
Restraining Order Filed in Cookie Case
Andy Williams' bear must stay away from Sesame Street

From ABC News:
Cookie Cook-Off: Bush vs. Heinz
Most Men Prefer Bush

From ABC News:
New Zealand Man Arrives Naked to Court
Attorney: "Such a big fuss over a small thing"

From ABC News:
Nude Club Hands Out Pencils, Sketch Pads
Members aren't really naughty, they're just drawn that way

From ABC News:
Wrong Chemical Makes Shoes 'Flatulent'
Odor Eaters don't help

From ABC News:
AP: Iraqi Died While Hung From Wrists
Americans died when hung from bridge

From ABC News:
Bush Picks Negroponte as Intel Director
Jesse Jackson calls pick 'racist'

From ABC News:
Hotel to Open at Hitler's Alpine Retreat
"Vist the new Motel 6,000,000. We'll leave the gas on for you. An Accor Hotel."

From ABC News:
'HRH' -- Camilla Is Getting Those Magic Initials
His Royal Harlot

From ABC News:
Gene 'Signature' May Predict Breast Cancer Relapse
KISS singer offers to examine breast after he signs them

From ABC News:
Ralph Reed to Seek Georgia Post in 2006
Fence will remain down until then

From ABC News:
Kerry, Clinton Offer Bill to Revamp Election Laws
Counting Democrat votes twice will be easier than coming up with good ideas

From CNN:
CBS plans prime-time tribute to Rather
Jim Carrey will host special, titled "Liar, Liar Part II"

From BBC:
Deep Throat mania hits Washington
Also, the movie by that name is being re-released

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1 comment:

  1. The Mean Sister (who is 5'6")February 18, 2005 at 3:09 AM

    Good job on the headlines again. I look forward to reading them each morning. "Big fuss" and "His Royal Harlot" are my favorites today!

    ReplyDelete

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