Monday, February 14, 2005

Headline News 2005-02-14

From ABC News:
Italy Event Probes Bible's Lighter Side
Smiting is such fun!

From ABC News:
Cheech and Chong Deny Smoking on Film
Marin: "No way! We were clean! Right, Man?"
Chong: "Uh... What?"
Marin: "We were clean, Man!"
Chong: "Uh, Dave's not here!"


From ABC News:
Billboards Replace Some Florida Roofs
Innovative plan will have roofs reading "See Rock City"

From ABC News:
When a sex offender moves in next door
An interview with Bill Clinton's new neighbors

From ABC News:
Doll tells a tale of demographic shifts
New "Talking Census Taker Barbie" is Mattell's newest offering

From ABC News:
Is Your Identity Safe? Take a Quiz
First, enter your name, address, Social Security number, bank routing number, checking account number, and click "Proceed"

From ABC News:
Odd Couples Among Wild Kingdom Baffle Biologists
Divorced, slovenly hippo moves in with divorced, fastidious tortoise

From ABC News:
Pluto Still a Mystery 75 Years Later
Why can't he talk if Goofy can?

From ABC News:
Parasites Attacking Oregon Bee Hives
Lazy brothers-in-law have no fear of being stung

From ABC News:
New Organs Could Come from Pig Embryos - Study
Pianos still made by humans

From ABC News:
Bryant, Taylor Among Jackson Witnesses
Rapist, drunk defend pedophile friend

From ABC News:
'Genius' Ray Charles Triumphs at Grammys
Unable to accept award

From ABC News:
'Uber Geeks' Get Date With Oscar
Felix Jealous

From CNN:
Pregnant woman: 'Maternal instinct' helped kill attacker
That and a big knife

From BBC:
Nokia announces Microsoft tie-up
Says handcuffs, blindfolds nobody's business

From BBC:
Number 10 defends 'house arrest'
Tell Prisoner "You Are Number Six"

From BBC:
Ratings show how green cars are
However, gives no indication of blue cars, red cars

From BBC:
Microsoft seeking spyware trojan
LifeStyles, Durex versions already located

From Kansas City Star:
Bush Urges Renewal of Patriot Act
Hasn't finished reading your mail

From Washington Times:
Has Bush forgotten Darfur?
President: "Forgotten what?"

From Prensa Latina:
Democrat Dean Could Provide Coherent Choice against Bush
Dean offers best chance tohih fdhiasbn dljkao yeaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh!

4 comments:

  1. ROFLMPTO!
    btw...you're mean! but in a funny way!
    (mean sister [who's 5'6"]: now i know who taught you to be mean!)

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  2. The Mean Sister (who is 5'6")February 15, 2005 at 2:20 AM

    basil--pianos still made by humans--my favorite today
    moehawk--basil was just a facilitator--I get the mean from being something of a middle child--survival of the fittest

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  3. And can she ever throw some fits!

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  4. Ahhhh, Cheech and Chong. Ha ha ha, geez, you made me choke on my organic vegetarian lunch!! "Grumpy Old Stoners" and "Lord of the Smoke." oh yeah.
    I do live in California and I am renowned bad influence on my children and others.... oh geez, that's funny.

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