Search Engine Disappointments III

I'm sure people have very valid reasons for searching the Internet for the things they serarch the Intenet for. One of those reasons appears to be that they are smoking crack. As proof, look at what people searched the internet for and wound up here.

• Web TV: cbsnews ch 10 marine recruit death
  No idea why I would even show on this


• Google: mythbusters air conditioner
  No way was it me he was after


• Yahoo!: fruit looms boxers
  I blame Yahoo! because I'm the number 1 result. I blame the surfer if:
  
  
  
  • He was shopping because I'm obviously not a store or a mall (see one here)
  
  
  • He likes to read about underwear.
  
  
  
  


• Yahoo!: hanes briefs
  Not the same person. I blame the surfer for scrolling down to number 434 and finding me.


• Yahoo!: boxers or briefs
  I guess this third person couldn't make up his mind which he wanted. Plus, he scrolled all the way down to number 89 to click on me.


• Yahoo!: gizoogle
  I'm up to number two!


• Google: woolie willie
  I'm top 10. But I'm obviously not a store.


• Google: "it's not presidents day"
  I'm number four! And, no, it's not Presidents Day! I'm ranting on that come Monday.


• Google: lawsuits filed against margaritaville
  Not sure why I was listed, unless they saw me use phrases like "come Monday." Anyway, Google has since cleaned it up and removed me. Maybe they found out I read Michelle Malkin.


• Google: "redmond, or" visitors
  Even thought they specified Oregon, my story on the Microsoft Firefox users came in number three. Just ahead of "Welcome to Redmond, Oregon." Go figure.


• Google: blogs for cheating wives in savannah, georgia
  I can't figure this one out: I'm number three. I mean, just because I wrote about the ex- a couple of times...


• Google: hotel "Columbus, Georgia" dead stripper smell
  Google has since removed all results for this. I'm just curious who wanted to remove the dead stripper smell?


• Google Spain: "previously mentioned"
  I'm number three in Spain. I wonder what that means in Spanish.


• Google: egos
  Wow. I'm top 20. Does it show that much?


• Google: wonkette
  I'm number 25.


• Google: pharaoh'sarcophagus
  Top 10.


• Google: an "upgrade for the fruitcake"
  Ah, they heard about the move from Blogger to Typepad.


• MSN: google whorehouse days
  I'm top five!


• Google: tony kornheiser's email address
  I'm top 15. Oh, and it's tony.kornheiser@i'mabigfatidiot.com


• Google: kfc wednesday special
  I'm top 10. But what I want to know is the conversation that lead to this search:
  Hey, you wanno go to KFC?
  What they got on special?
  I don't know. It's Wednesday. Google them.


• MSN: killer basil strains
  They found out about my past life.


• Yahoo! philip blog
  Don't know the guy. But I'm number 85.


• Gateway: razzoo night club girls
  They found out about my past life.


• Yahoo!: jacksonville smell
  Top 15. And it's still tony.kornheiser@i'mabigfatidiot.com

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