From ABC News:
Man Fined $600 for Hurling Egg McMuffin
Usually it's the McGriddles that make him sick
From ABC News:
4-Year-Old Mich. Boy Drives Mother's Car
Tot claims mother said he could during Super Bowl half-time show
From ABC News:
Packers Fan Wears Jersey for 408 Days
Stupid Packers fan
From ABC News:
British Pubs May Stay Open 24 Hours a Day
Andy Capp no longer has to face Flo
From ABC News:
U.N. Oil-For-Food Program Chief Suspended
Over a tank of water. Containing sharks. With laser beams.
From ABC News:
Mexico Steps Up Security for Fox After Cartel Scare
Hannity, O'Reilly now feel safe
From ABC News:
Pinochet Offers to Pay $5 Million in Back Taxes
Commonly called a "bribe"
From ABC News:
New 'Supercomputer on a Chip' Makes Debut
Includes a 1mm video screen and a little, tiny keyboard
From ABC News:
Dollar, IMF Push Gold Near 4-Month Low
Jim Phelps, Rollin Hand, Cinnamon Carter, Barney Collier, Willy Armitage complete mission without being caught or killed
From ABC News:
Mixing Humans and Animals for Science
Mermaids, Minotaurs oppose plan
From ABC News:
Groups Aim to Slow Beetle Spread in Ohio
Anti-Volkswagen group calls car 'ugly,' 'rip-off of a classic'
From ABC News:
Kuwait Blocks Sites That Incite Violence
LGF, DailyKos call move 'unfair'
From ABC News:
How Workplace Tech Can Make You Sick
Reading your paycheck
From ABC News:
Hans Christian Andersen at 200
Still dead
From ABC News:
Browser Feature Could Make Scams Easier
Firefox finally catches up with IE
From CNN:
Love is in the air at Paris restaurants
Paul Young found
From CNN:
FCC, Nextel Agree On Ending Mobile Interference
Birmingham, Dothan Interference Still A Problem
From Local 6:
Firefighter Charged With Biting Head Off Pet Parrot
District Attorney: "'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"
From CNN:
Sources: Israel to end targeted killings
To be replaced with random killings
From Bloomberg:
Bush Approval Rating Highest in 13 Months, Gallup Poll Shows
Howard Dean's leadership of DNC already making an impact
From Expactica:
Schroeder, Bush to meet in bombed castle
Setting to remind what happened last time they opposed U.S.
From Houston Chronicle:
Bush proposes more funding for deep-space exploration
Agency to search Democratic Party for signs of intelligent life
From Reuters:
Bush budget cuts environment funding nearly 6 pct
Cites evidence trees don't spend money wisely
ah, the parrot sketch! gotta love it. :D
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