Sending Headlines The Hard Way

So, the Little Sister, who's 6'0", wrote the Mean Sister, who's 5'6", the other day:

I don't have the links, but you may want to forward these to [basil].

[The Little Sister, who's 6'0"]

So, the Mean Sister (who's 5'6") wrote me:

[The Little Sister, who's 6'0"] sent these to send to you. They are from an internet site. Maybe she will want to post???

Then I wrote back:

Hmmm. She has a guest author account. And my e-mail address (it's on the site). And she sends it to you. Hmmm.

I'll post if she wants, rather than her posting them. But if I post, it's at her peril. If she posts, she has control over what is said. Heh-heh-heh.

And the Mean Sister (who's 5'6:) wrote back:

YOU post it, pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! That�ll teach her.

[The Mean Sister, who's 5'6"]

So, I'm going to post the stuff the Little Sister (who's 6'0") sent to the Mean Sister (who's 5'6") instead of to me. But darned if I can figure out why she doesn't post them herself. Or send them to me.

Maybe she's scared of me. She shouldn't be.

Yet.

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THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2004:

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over!
[what a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[you think?!]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[Thats what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken!]

Chef Throw's His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
[That was really giving of himself!]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[nuff said!]