Thursday, October 12, 2006

Headline News 2006-10-12

From ABC News:
French Move to Make Denying Genocide a Crime
Being French still legal in most places

From ABC News:
French Olympic Chief Is Convicted
Being French illegal in some places

From ABC News:
Mummified Remains Are Advertised on EBay
Democrats seek new House leader

From ABC News:
Companies to Make Ice Cream for Dogs
Ass-flavored ice cream a hit

From ABC News:
U.S. Troops Prepared to Stay in Iraq Until 2010
The year we make contact

From ABC News:
Fla. Man Charged With Locking Up Son
Opie ruins Andy's retirement

From ABC News:
Woman Who Lied About Rape Gets Prison
Finally gets chance to be raped

From ABC News:
Foley Could Skirt Charges in Page Probe
Not first skirt he's had

From ABC News:
Muslim Worker Sues Over Skullcap
Use a cap made from a real skull

From ABC News:
Lost Parrot Reunited With Tenn. Owner
Unfortunately, it's passed on, the parrot is no more, he has ceased to be, he's expired and gone to meet his maker, he's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace, if it wasn't nailed to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies, his metabolic processes are now history, he's off the twig, kicked the bucket, shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

2 comments:

  1. So Basil, did you have something against the parrot? HAHAHA

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  2. But we already have ice cream for dogs. Paws.

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