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Despite how things appears, I didn't pee in my pants.
You see, at work, we have marble counters in the mens room sink. So, when I'm done taking care of business, I go over to the sink and wash my hands.
And, since I'm only 6'2'', I have to get close to the sink to reach the soap and the faucet.
Unless I want to bend over at the waist. Which I don't. So I get as close to the sink as I can.
And, since whoever used the sink prior left a lot of water on the countertop, when I moved so close as to actually lean against the countertop, water gets on me.
On my pants, actually.
And, since I'm 6'2'' that puts the water at a really unfortunate location.
And, since this all happens at work and not at home, I have to leave the mens room and walk by people.
With a water spot at a most unfortunate location.
I looked like I peed my pants.
But I didn't.
But I am pissed at whoever used the sink before me.
Sorry about your unfortunate incident. I can help you feel better about your height though. Don't say 6'2" say 5'14". It just sounds bigger.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you should keep a waterproof apron in the men's room to wear during the handwashing ritual; or maybe it's time to try Purel.
ReplyDeletesure you didn't pee your pants.... you just play it off however makes you feel best, lmao.
ReplyDeleteI'm just going to say one word--Depends. It's okay, lots of people reach that stage around your age! ;) Oh, and next time could you show us your legs? Just askin'! (And j/k!)
ReplyDeleteAre you EVER without your camera?
ReplyDelete(Don't answer that...it was a hypothetical question.)