Monday, October 23, 2006

Headline News 2006-10-23

From ABC News:
Obama Says He's Weighing White House Run
Osama hoping for Democrats win in 2006

From ABC News:
Big Macs to Come With Plasma Screens
Whoppers come with laser printers

From ABC News:
Fish Among Critters Enlisted in War on Terror
Mr. Limpet drafted

From ABC News:
Putin Jokes About Israeli Leader's Sex Prowess
Said Katsav was 'a huge prick'

From ABC News:
George Michael: Pot Keeps Me Sane
Poll: George Michael needs more pot

From ABC News:
Sara Evans' Ex-Nanny Takes Polygraph Test
Told to return it

From ABC News:
Chuck Norris Kicks Time in the Face
Time kicks back. Hard.

From ABC News:
Officials Probe Finger-In-Sandwich Claim
New Wendy's 99¢ menu announced

From ABC News:
Man With Mannequin Fetish Arrested Again
Andrew McCarthy makes bail

From ABC News:
Inmate Uses Laxatives, Knife to Escape
Idea not so crappy now

8 comments:

  1. From AP:
    Republican senator says Iraq is near chaos
    Senator Graham took wrong turn at Albuquerque

    From AP:
    New York City starting crackdown on film piracy
    Captain Jack Sparrow spearheading Yankees

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  2. How about:

    Chuck Norris Kicks Time in the Face
    Mysteries of time-travel solved.

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  3. Tony, fmragtops: That's a lot better'n what I had.

    Big White Hat: No, but if pot keeps him sane, he hasn't had nearly enough.

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  4. No way Basil. Plus, yours are consistantly hilarious!

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  5. From the Cell......

    Shiite/Shiite Revenge Killings Rock Iraq- Before the final verdict; the advancing militiamen come to the call of the 'hour of liberation'......

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  6. Yeah, what tony said. I wasn't complaining, just trying to add to this serious debate.

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  7. [...] In a tribute to one of John’s old running jokes that should never have been allowed to sit down, there’s this. Hat tip Basil. [...]

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