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Pianos still made by humans
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ROFLMPTO!
ReplyDeletebtw...you're mean! but in a funny way!
(mean sister [who's 5'6"]: now i know who taught you to be mean!)
basil--pianos still made by humans--my favorite today
ReplyDeletemoehawk--basil was just a facilitator--I get the mean from being something of a middle child--survival of the fittest
And can she ever throw some fits!
ReplyDeleteAhhhh, Cheech and Chong. Ha ha ha, geez, you made me choke on my organic vegetarian lunch!! "Grumpy Old Stoners" and "Lord of the Smoke." oh yeah.
ReplyDeleteI do live in California and I am renowned bad influence on my children and others.... oh geez, that's funny.