Friday, March 10, 2006

Headline News 2006-03-10

From ABC News:
Cat Comforts Grieving Orangutan at Zoo
Like most guys, gets pity pussy

From ABC News:
Dog Survives After Fall Into Icy Channel
Finds remote, switches from Lifetime to FX

From ABC News:
Man Who Weighed 1,000 Pounds Down to 400
Michael Moore does the Jared Subway Diet

From ABC News:
Nuns to Face Librarians in Spelling Bee
Cheerleaders vs Stewardesses in Mud Wrestling falls through, Plan B implemented

From ABC News:
Ariz. Governor Orders Troops to Border
Tourists from Las Vegas turned back

From ABC News:
N. Korea missiles tested are quantum leap: US general
The Evil Leaper's origins found, Dr. Sam Beckett finally goes home

From ABC News:
Gunman Surrenders at French School
Unaccustomed to being on the receiving end of a surrender, standoff continues for nine days

From ABC News:
U.S. to Hand Over Notorious Prison to Iraq
Rumsfeld: 'You want to see torture? Watch the place now.'

From Associated Press:
Toilet Paper Dispute Overflows Into Fight
Mr Whipple arrested
From Agence France Presse:
Denmark's Little Mermaid Vandalised with Dildo
Bush blamed

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