Monday, March 27, 2006

Headline News 2006-03-27

From ABC News:
Marines Try to Recruit 78-Year-Old Woman
Heard she was looking for a few good men

From ABC News:
Man Sentenced for Shooting at Toy Plane
Ken converts to Islam

From ABC News:
Los Angeles Man Retires at 100
Hugh Hefner finally hangs up pajamas

From ABC News:
Quaid Says He Was Fleeced for 'Brokeback' Role
Quaid: "If I'd known I was going to be screwed up the a**, I'd have taken the lead role"

From KPRC:
Student: Coach forced me to defecate in bag
Shouldn't have to put up with that crap

From CNN:
Florida high school students may pick majors
Captains still chosen by Army

From Associated Press:
Alligator Knocks on Florida Woman's Door
Disguised as shark, promises candygram

From Associated Press:
Road-Construction Callers Get Sex Line
Gives new meaning to laying asphalt

From ABC News:
Pillow Talk Leads to Indian Couple's Divorce
Rock Hudson, Doris Day named in suit

From ABC News:
Scientists Find Skull of Human Ancestor
Report states many were found buried under marble slabs, are calling area "Cemetary"

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