Thursday, March 23, 2006

Visiting InstaGrandma

A Filthy Lie

KnockKnock
*knock*knock*knock*

InstaGrandma
Who is it?

InstaPundit
Grandma? It's Glenn. Can I come in?

InstaGrandma
...

KnockKnock
*knock*knock*knock*

InstaGrandma
Who is it?

InstaPundit
It's me, Glenn.

InstaGrandma
Who?

InstaPundit
It's Glenn.

InstaGrandma
...

KnockKnock
*knock*knock*knock*

InstaGrandma
Who is it?

InstaPundit
It's Glenn.

InstaGrandma
Who?

InstaPundit
Glenn.

InstaGrandma
Glenn?

InstaPundit
Yes, it's Glenn!

InstaGrandma
Glenn's not here.

KnockKnock
*knock*knock*knock*

InstaGrandma
Who is it?

InstaPundit
It's Glenn!

InstaGrandma
Who?

InstaPundit
Glenn!

InstaGrandma
Glenn?

InstaPundit
Yes, Grandma, it's Glenn!

InstaGrandma
Glenn's not here.

KnockKnock
*knock*knock*knock*

InstaGrandma
Who is it?

InstaPundit
Will you open up, Grandma? It's Glenn!

InstaGrandma
Who?

InstaPundit
Glenn! G-L-E-N-N!

InstaGrandma
Glenn?

InstaPundit
Yes! Glenn!

InstaGrandma
Glenn?

InstaPundit
Right! Glenn! Can I come in?

InstaGrandma
Glenn's not here.

InstaPundit
Okay, Grandma. I'm going to go now!

InstaGrandma
...

InstaPundit
Goodbye, Grandma! I love you!

InstaGrandma
...

WalksAway
 

InstaGrandmaPuppy
That Glenn's a nice boy. But you're not big enough to feed two. Now, let's go get the blender.

14 comments:

  1. Basil!!! Ewwwww!!! LAUGHING LAUGHING

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  2. Yes, "Dave" is one of my favorite routines.

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  3. Not bad!! Very funny. Was that a chocolate lab puppy? They're good in milkshakes.

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  4. That was fantastic. Outstanding.

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  5. Love this one.

    Heck, I owned this on vinyl.

    By the way, am I having browser issues, or does your trackback URL not show up on the individual archive page?

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  6. Filthy Lie Round-up: Visiting InstaGrandma...

    Grandmothers are usually sweet old ladies and all, but... fun? Why the hell would Evil Glenn enjoy hanging out with Granny? Let's find out: Justin of Justin's Random Thoughts suggests that hanging out with Glenn's grandmother like like being in...

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  7. Harvey: I never noticed that before. This theme I adapted has the TB URL available via right-click, but you really got to look for it. I meant to place the TB-URL-in-the-box on the individual post page, but forgot. It's fixed now. Thanks.

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  8. Dave ain't here, man.

    (But, ya got the stuff?)

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