Monday, March 20, 2006

Headline News 2006-03-20

From ABC News:
Strippers Win Right to Meal Breaks, OT
Blow jobs still included in regular rates

From ABC News:
Man Tries to Buy Condoms With Fake $100

Tried to screw multiple people that night

From ABC News:
Turkey Smashes Window of Couple Viewing TV
Was sick of 'Desperate Housewives,' just wanted to get out

From ABC News:
University Official Allegedly Bites Man
Gets new job as Notre Dame mascot

From ABC News Blogs:
Accused Lawyer In Moussaoui Case Speaks
Also sits, rolls over

From ABC News:
Autistic Basketball Star Makes Bush Weep
Called him names

From ABC News:
London Drug Trial Goes Horribly Wrong
Bush blamed

From ABC News:
Iraqi Army Taking 'Baby Steps' to Secure Country
Still poops in pants

From ABC News:
Arkansas Unfazed by Woodpecker Article
Woman has splinters removed

From CNN:
'DNA' nebula found in Milky Way
Claims cops planted glove

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