Despite how things appears, I didn't pee in my pants.
You see, at work, we have marble counters in the mens room sink. So, when I'm done taking care of business, I go over to the sink and wash my hands.
And, since I'm only 6'2'', I have to get close to the sink to reach the soap and the faucet.
Unless I want to bend over at the waist. Which I don't. So I get as close to the sink as I can.
And, since whoever used the sink prior left a lot of water on the countertop, when I moved so close as to actually lean against the countertop, water gets on me.
On my pants, actually.
And, since I'm 6'2'' that puts the water at a really unfortunate location.
And, since this all happens at work and not at home, I have to leave the mens room and walk by people.
With a water spot at a most unfortunate location.
I looked like I peed my pants.
But I didn't.
But I am pissed at whoever used the sink before me.