Wednesday, February 2, 2005

The Mean Sister (who is 5'6") Headlines

MSNBC News
Democrats Grill Homeland Security Nominee
Tastes just like Chicken

Lexus MSN
Canine Concierge Makes Hotel a Hit
I told them all those girls were nuthin' but dogs

MSN Family
Secrets To Raising a Teenage Girl
Chasity Belts making a comeback?

MSN Video
Schools Consider Breath Analyzer Test
Administration to identify contents of hot air from the math department

MSN Video
Fifty-foot waves rock student's ship
Dude, I thought we was on the Love Connection, or somethin'

Boston Globe: January 28
Damning Report Forces German Rethink on Education
Education commissioner thought it should be Damned Report...

Christian Science Monitor: January 28
The Bible in Class: Is It Ever Legal?
Prayer in Class: Is It Ever Legal? Ever take a test?

The Australian (Australia): January 26
Pupils Eager But Who'll Teach The Class?
Eyes Will, Eyes Will

The Kentucky Post
Schools want to scrap CATS
We wuz always dog folks anyway

The Washington Post
Parents, educators question Va. district's move to add Italian
We like chicken fingers and hamburgers; why do they want to add spaghetti?

5 comments:

  1. HA! funny, mean sister (who's 5'6")!!!

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  2. The Mean Sister (who is 5'6")February 3, 2005 at 2:12 AM

    Thanks mowhawk! It's not as good as basil, but I'm not as tall as he is either.

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  3. The Big Sister (who's 5'4")February 3, 2005 at 2:17 AM

    Tastes just like chicken.. HA! These are funny. AH! I am shorter than you. That's why I am not as funny. AH!

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  4. The Mean Sister (who is 5'6")February 3, 2005 at 6:59 AM

    Not true--yours are a hoot. You are older, o wise one. basil is taller, you are older; basil is smarter, you are wiser; I'm in trouble, little sister (who is 6') is unaware--maybe not. Can I get anyone else in the family involved??

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  5. uh, mean sister (who's 5'6")....it's moehawk, not mowhawk...but you're welcome! and let me thank you and all the rest of the funny family members for brightening my evenings by making me laugh my pinkytoe off!

    basil: if they don't understand "pinkytoe", please do the hyperlink thingie to sarahk's site where she explains the origins of the term "pinkytoe", or just explain to your sisters that it means "ass". either one works for me!

    oh yeah! all of you, keep up the funny! be back tomorrow!

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