Headline News 2006-11-16

From ABC News:
Trash Man Convicted in Cape Cod Writer's Death
Unsuccessful superhero runs afoul of the law

From ABC News:
'Grape Guy' Catches 116 Grapes in Mouth
New superhero in training

From ABC News:
Serial Rapist Sought in Calif. for 15 Years of Attacks
Kobe Bryant applies for job

From ABC News:
Voodoo Practitioner Tries to Jinx Bush
Trying to stop a third term

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Bush to make first visit to Vietnam
Wants to see what all the fuss was about

From ABC News:
Turkey Fears New Homegrown Terror Threat
Threat level increases every third week of November

From ABC News:
'Sexus Politicus' Grips France
Citizens screwed again

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Arrest of Sunni Leader Sought in Iraq
Bush laments, "I shouldn't have sent troops, should have called police after Saddam"

From ABC News:
Vatican Reaffirms Celibacy for Priests
Celibacy redefined to include sex with young boys

From ABC News:
U.S.: One Percent of Web Content is Porn
Other 99 percent has no content