Monday, November 20, 2006

Headline News 2006-11-20

From ABC News:
89-Year-Old Driver Who Killed 10 Gets Probation
Would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids

From ABC News:
Dropout Generation: Nearly 1 in 3 Won't Graduate
Still get to vote

From ABC News:
Seinfeld's 'Kramer' Spews Racial Slurs
Audience outraged that outrageous comic is outrageous

From ABC News:
Baldwin Brother Makes 'Gnarly' Trip to Jesus
Wanted to get grass cut, found religion instead

From ABC News:
Pope to Make Ist Visit to Muslim Nation
Balks at wearing requested "Shoot Me" sign

From ABC News:
Lawyer Disputes Claims of Sex on Plane
Expelled from Mile High Club, joins Mile Lie Club

From ABC News:
Aspen's 'Canary Initiative' Fights Global Warming
Scientists decry plan as "for the birds"

From ABC News:
Ohio Lottery Picks Match Ohio Game Score
Schembechler yet to claim winning prize

From ABC News:
Calif. Couple Calls for Orgasm for Peace
Still learning to spell

From ABC News:
Thai Gov't Censors Opera on 'Bad Omen'
Damien resents description

4 comments:

  1. Basil...one of your best! You know how I love the addendums so! Hilarious!

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  2. Monday's...

    Basil's Blog: Headline News (Mature Content) The Platypus Society: This Is Just Wrong... ScrappleFace: Secret U.S. Iraq Plan: Go Public, Go Home, Go Mecca Newgrounds: A SMB3 Tale II Semi-Open Trackbacks: If you have something funny to share, link to.....

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  3. Nazi dude: You don't even offer a comment? Just a link to your White Pride site? What, is original thought something you can't do? So you join the Hitler Youth so someone can tell you what to think?

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