Thursday, November 30, 2006

Headline News 2006-11-30

From CBS News:
Military Jet Crashes Near U.S. Base
Ninth Circuit Court claims shoot-down

From CBS News:
Whale Injures Trainer At SeaWorld
Trying to get away from Spock

From CBS News:
Pope Prays At Turkish Mosque
Asks Lord to let him get out of country alive

From CBS News:
GOP Rep. Calls Miami 'Third World Country'
Doesn't like being compared to Georgia*

From CBS News:
Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack
Vows to hike up pants next time

From CNN:
Ancient astronomical device thrills scholars
Doubles as a dildo

From CNN:
Clinton cuts costs for HIV/AIDS
Can be exposed for half-price until Christmas

From CNN:
Britney Spears exposes herself
Admits she has no talent

From CNN:
Mexican congressional standoff enters third day
News services delighted to actually call a Mexican Standoff a Mexican Standoff

From CNN:
Microsoft Vista goes on sale
Hackers get new software to exploit


  1. Yushchenko, Politkovskaya, Litvinenko, and Gaidar?...

    People that run afoul of the current Russian administration seem to turn up with a sudden, mysterious, potentially fatal illness. ... Now former Russian Prime Minister Yegor Gaidar may have also been poisoned....


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