Thursday, November 30, 2006

Headline News 2006-11-30

From CBS News:
Military Jet Crashes Near U.S. Base
Ninth Circuit Court claims shoot-down

From CBS News:
Whale Injures Trainer At SeaWorld
Trying to get away from Spock

From CBS News:
Pope Prays At Turkish Mosque
Asks Lord to let him get out of country alive

From CBS News:
GOP Rep. Calls Miami 'Third World Country'
Doesn't like being compared to Georgia*

From CBS News:
Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack
Vows to hike up pants next time

From CNN:
Ancient astronomical device thrills scholars
Doubles as a dildo

From CNN:
Clinton cuts costs for HIV/AIDS
Can be exposed for half-price until Christmas

From CNN:
Britney Spears exposes herself
Admits she has no talent

From CNN:
Mexican congressional standoff enters third day
News services delighted to actually call a Mexican Standoff a Mexican Standoff

From CNN:
Microsoft Vista goes on sale
Hackers get new software to exploit

2 comments:

  1. Yushchenko, Politkovskaya, Litvinenko, and Gaidar?...

    People that run afoul of the current Russian administration seem to turn up with a sudden, mysterious, potentially fatal illness. ... Now former Russian Prime Minister Yegor Gaidar may have also been poisoned....

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