Bobby Hill is mayor of Bartlett, Texas, a Poca-sized town about 50 miles south of Austin. He stands accused of taking $9,000 from the town's coffers. (The actual charges are theft by a public servant and theft of service.)
Anyway, a judge has ordered Hill not to step foot in the town until the trial is over. No problem. He plans to run the town by telephone.
Cross posted at Don Surber and Florida Masochist.