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Home of Woman in Finger Claim Searched
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Elton John compares Eminem to Hendrix
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Google chiefs agree to work for $1
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Wendy Finger
ReplyDeleteDo you believe the lady who found a finger in a bowl of chilli at Wendy??
oh, I think that hippies backfiring on me.
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