Thursday, April 28, 2005

Headline News: 4/28/2005

From CNN:
The ruffian and the college boy
Behind the scenes with Dick Cheney and George Bush

From WCVB:
Archbishop kicks off fundraising campaign
Paying hush money to altar boys, shredding documents more expensive than first thought

From ABC News:
Hilton vs. Richie: When Celebs Duke It Out
The most real and intense rivalry since Jerry Lawler vs Andy Kaufman

From ABC News:
Exploding Toads Puzzle German Scientists
Al Qaeda recriuts reptiles

From ABC News:
Doctors Remove Maggots From Man's Ear
You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later as they grow follows madness ... and death. These are pets, of course. Not quite domesticated.*

From ABC News:
Pleasantly Plump May Be OK
Then I'm REALLY okay

From ABC News:
Scientists Call for Fishing Limits to Protect Tuna
Bill Parcells offers thanks

From ABC News:
First Lady Says No Plans to Seek Office
Still willing to kick Hillary's ass in a one-on-one fist-fight

From ABC News:
Bus-Train Collision in Sri Lanka Kills 35
Democrats blame Bush

From CNN:
Well-known Alaska alpha wolf killed
NOW Who's The Alpha Male?

3 comments:

  1. The Mean Sister (who is 5'6")April 29, 2005 at 1:18 PM

    I knew where the maggot came from without clicking the link! Wonder how many more can say that??

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  2. Of all the great lines from that movie, I pick the one about the creature in the ears.

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