From ABC News:
Historic Outer Space Meeting Commemorated
Klingon-Romulan alliance celebrated
From ABC News:
Republican apology to blacks on voting issue
GOP: Sorry that Democrats opposed 15th Amendment *
From CNN:
Rumors swirling about Howard Stern
Confirmed: He's a no-talent hack
From WCVB:
Town lifts 72-year-old liquor ban
Now, to find some 72-year-old liquor
From WPLG:
Men accused of dumping 640 pounds of trash
No longer dating Roseanne Barr, Britney Spears, and Courtney Love
From WDIV:
Grenade prompts evacuation
... of bowels
From CNN:
Astronomers detect 'Tatooine planet'
Identified by Death Star in orbit
From CNN:
Democrats turn up the heat
Preparing themselves for eternity in Hell
From ABC News:
Shopping for Dates at Wal-Mart
Always minimum wage earners. Always.
From ABC News:
Dog Fights Off 700-Pound Alligator
Training to fight Michael Moore
The McNugget of The Inept Navy
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