Friday, July 15, 2005

Headline News: 7/15/2005

From ABC News:
Historic Outer Space Meeting Commemorated
Klingon-Romulan alliance celebrated

From ABC News:
Republican apology to blacks on voting issue
GOP: Sorry that Democrats opposed 15th Amendment *

From CNN:
Rumors swirling about Howard Stern
Confirmed: He's a no-talent hack

From WCVB:
Town lifts 72-year-old liquor ban
Now, to find some 72-year-old liquor

From WPLG:
Men accused of dumping 640 pounds of trash
No longer dating Roseanne Barr, Britney Spears, and Courtney Love

From WDIV:
Grenade prompts evacuation
... of bowels

From CNN:
Astronomers detect 'Tatooine planet'
Identified by Death Star in orbit

From CNN:
Democrats turn up the heat
Preparing themselves for eternity in Hell

From ABC News:
Shopping for Dates at Wal-Mart
Always minimum wage earners. Always.

From ABC News:
Dog Fights Off 700-Pound Alligator
Training to fight Michael Moore


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